Answer: (Here’s a real IM exchange between our CTO and a Moderator in which work got done.)
(Via Scott Porad)
[4:23:06 PM] Kiki: yo dawg
[4:23:16 PM] Scott: ‘sup?
[4:23:27 PM] Kiki: i heard you want access to mah servers
[4:23:50 PM] Scott: indeed. all your servers are belong to us now.
[4:23:58 PM] Kiki: NEVAR!
[4:24:16 PM] Kiki: I can’t make you a new account, butI can lend you mine
[4:24:31 PM] Kiki: Ben is root
[4:24:40 PM] Scott: ok, i’ll get it from ben.
[4:25:40 PM] Kiki: KTHXBSAI
[4:25:43 PM] Kiki: heh
[4:25:46 PM] Scott: thanks!
[4:25:51 PM] Kiki: hard for kttens to typ