A little side project that’s got me very excited. I’ve been trying to define all sorts of things using less than 140 characters. I’m logging these under the hashtag #in140 until we launch a centralized site.
Here are some examples:
Viagra: The little blue wonder-drug of the 90s that let impotent men to cause headaches in their formerly headache-free sig. others.
Linsey Lohan: A female celeb whose yo-yoing mass is punctuated by her ever-present oversized boobs, alcohol addiction & bad judgement
Chicago Cubs fan: Hopeless devotees 2 a lost cause whose love of a stadium n losing is charming @ best, bat-shit crazy in playoffs.
Brokeback Mt: 2 non-gay dudes go 2 gayest named mt. ever n learn dey r teh gay. Hot priv. gay love ensues. Str8 guys cry on viewing.
Amy Winehouse: An ironic crack-whore singer from UK who constantly amazes the public by managing to staying alive and out of jail.
Krispy Kreme Donuts: A southern US export created to kill all diabetics on contact. Also delicious if hot out of boiling animal fat.
Douchebag: An ape-like male creature w/ a fetish for tiny shirts to show man-nipples and overexposure in tanning lotion n hair spray.