Cable modem is up and running and we’re all connected. I wish I could say that for my cable. Looks like satelite for me. Continue reading I'm baaack!
I have made it through Day One of the Sports Car Club of America training without injury or property destruction. Tomorrow, we’ll see if I make it alive through the rain. Continue reading I'm a Survivor
The house is mine. I have the keys and the debt to prove it. It’s just so bizarre. Continue reading Closed
I hereby declare Rhea County in Tennessee the most ignorant county in America. Continue reading Take This to Court
This is the dumbest news story I’ve read in a long time. Let me put it to you this way, if you eat less meat and you eat more veggies, that does not make you a vegetarian. If you eat chicken or fish, you are not a vegetarian. Even if you eat meat “occasionally” you … Continue reading Fact: People who eat meat can't call themselves vegetarians.
When the Chicago winter comes around in November, the cool breeze is a refreshing break from the swelter of summer. In December, the holidays keep you warm. In January, it’s new year’s minty cool. In February, dreaming of spring keeps you company. But when it’s March 16th and I’m standing out side scraping snow and … Continue reading Last gasp
Instead of making email cost something, the government should levy a graduated tax on email servers based on emails sent per user. They can use those proceeds to provide free penile enlargement services and erectile-dysfuction pills. It’s a double whammy for spammers! Not only does it cost more to send spam, but it also takes … Continue reading I am so smart. S-P-A-M. I am so smart. S-P-A-M.