Bloody good fun. “Happy Howl-a-ween,” says Nemo. Continue reading Cruel and unusual communication
Get rid of the ball Drew. If you’re getting sacked that many times, take the hint, you’re holding it too long. Continue reading Drew Breese always loses the game of hot potato
Bush is pointing fingers at the media because he’s beginning to see his policies fail. Whinning will do you no good. It’s the economy, stupid. Continue reading Don't like the food? Blame the waiter.
I am participating in 4 fantasy football leagues this year and I am being Al Gored in 3 of them. I have the highest most points in 3 of 4 leagues, however I am in 5th place, 4th place and just one 1st place. Even in fantasy football, I am handed the fate of a … Continue reading I hereby invent the verb "Al Gore"
Gregg Easterbrook, my favoritest columnist, was fired from ESPN.com. He is the author of TMQ, the most authoritative football-related humor column of all time. His problem? Read this apology. And the problem didn’t even occur on ESPN.com. Easterbrook has since apologized (rightfully so). Some of you may ask why this is different from Rush Racist … Continue reading ESPN.com fires every white male to cleanse itself of the aura of Rush
But in the pursuit of all thing free Emily bought a Tigger outfit for infants and we dressed up Nemo for the costume competition at the local PetSmart. Nemo ended up winning and we had a good time laughing with him. Okay, he didn’t laugh as much as he wobbled around. Continue reading It wasn't my idea…
This is a little late but I am more and more of the impression that if Kobe is not guilty of rape, he is guilty of being a total sleazy dumbass. You are who you hire. And he hired an attorney, Pamela Mackey, who showed the unethical, disgusting side of the law when Pamela Mackey … Continue reading Laker Lawyer