Mmm Smooth

Got my new Braun 7505 shaver today. Factory refurbished, but in new condition with a new shaving head. (It would be weird if they sent me someone’s old one.) My old electric razor was plucking the hairs out of my face and I could have done a better job with my kitchen knife. Curiously, this … Continue reading Mmm Smooth

What did I say?

I am moving to Palatine. Yes, I am going to be a suburbanite on May 30. I’m going to shoot myself if I get fired and have to take a job downtown. Don’t worry, I won’t ask you to help me move — I’ve got movers this time. Please pray for my loss of culture … Continue reading What did I say?