Thank you God…

Illinois will ticket those morons who drive 55 in the fast lane. The questions is, can I use my Webcam to report slow drivers?

Dear Leader,

While all of you watch War smut on CNN, I have something for you. This man is deeply in need of attention right now — he also happens to write the funniest blog ever.

So now what?

I’ve attached my stealthy black webcam to the front of my car. The adhesive should be dry by tomorrow. Then, I will have to sell my Gateway laptop, my trusty steed of 3 years and get a smaller, lighter laptop I can install in my car. Yes, the plan is moving forward quite well…